Saturday, October 24, 2009

吃KFC的cheese fries 要有葱才好吃。

今天跟X 去吃 KFC的cheese fries。

第一口的cheese fries。。。
好吃!
Cheese 和 Sourcream 的配搭简直是天衣无缝。

第二口的cheese fries 不小心还带了一点葱。。。
吃了。。。
眉毛不禁斗了一下。

只能说。。。

之前的天衣无缝比不过此刻的锦上添花。

原来,吃KFC的cheese fries 要有葱才算的上是真正的好吃。

老天爷是公平的

下了班,X小姐和Y小姐在一起喝茶聊天。


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Y小姐:“ 诶,你有没有发现你笑的时候有鱼尾纹?”

X小姐:“早就发现了,皮肤不好啦。。。”

Y小姐:”皮肤不好?”

X小姐:“对阿。。。”

Y小姐:“我皮肤也不好,都没有鱼尾纹啊。。。不过。。
。我到现在还是有青春豆。。。”

X小姐:“所以说老天爷是公平的。。。”

Y小姐:“果然。”



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少了青春,自然就会多了一些鱼尾纹。
没有鱼尾纹的,就理所当然还是会有青春痘。

老天爷是公平的。


YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD!

Thursday, September 24, 2009 at 2:45pm

One day a student came to me and ask me...

Student: "Miss Shiah, is it true that the world is going to come to an end in 2012?"

Me : "Who said so?"

Student:" Elvin! He said his sister saw on the internet that scientists said that there is a blackhole in the space...blah blah and the world will end in 2012..."

Me: "Really? I don't know about that. Anyway, we won't know if it is true until that day comes..."

Students(with the rest of the students):" yah lor...(looking at Elvin)"

Me:" ooh...soo...what if it is true? If you believe you will die in 2012, what will you do?"

Student:" I will SAVE THE WORLD!"

Me:"....that's great! ...but how?

Student:"....."



It is ok if they do not know how.
At least they are not passively waiting to die.
Instead, they have the desire to do something about it.
Adults like you and me probably won't even think of that.

Learn from the kids!

Freaky dream!!!

Sunday, September 13, 2009 at 4:28am


Ok...starting was actually a happy dream.

I dreamt that my family moved into a beautiful mansion which is build by the mountain.
The living room and the kitchen was almost up on the mountain with a beautiful mountainous sunset view, while the rooms are at the basement.
As the house was build by the mountain, all the rooms has one sloppy side.
As far as I can remember, my brother QC's room was right beside mine...and we got the 2 largest room. The structure of the room is a bit different but they are BIG ROOMS and other than these 2 rooms, I also have a storeroom which is as big as my room NOW for me to store things.
This is a very big house.
Then I dreamt that my relatives came to my house to visit us.
But because the house is so big, they do not know how to enter the house...so i went to pick them up, they had to climb the mountain and I lead the way...when we finally reach the entrance of the house, I brought them in to show them the rooms...
Suddenly, as we explore the rest of the house...
I realise there are more rooms than what I knew earlier...
so many of them...we open the rooms randomly to see the rooms, they are beautiful and big, some faces the mountainous side...
It looks like a guesthouse or hotel.
And each room actually have a number tag on it.
I was thinking "wow, this place is so big I can turn it into a hotel or a studio..."
As I walk and walk with my relative and we still cannot find the way to the top to the living room, we encounter a dead end, with the last room.
This room is number 33.
It looks old and tattered.
And...erieeeeeee...
I have a very strange and scary feeling
I don't dare to open the door and quickly ask my relative to leave the place immediately.

Then the next scene, was when i was somewhere looking out the mountainous view and saw someone at a construction site with something hanging overhead which seems to be falling...

I have a bad feeling and suspect something horrible will happen...
And quickly shouted at the man....
Nothing happen...
Nothing drop...
BUT THE MAN...
suddenly DROP DEAD!

And I have a feeeling it was becos of room 33.
Very freaky feeling...
As though it was telling me...even if I can shout out and give warning...
It will not stop what it is going to happen!!!!

:S

End of dream...I woke up after feeling the freak.

人生阶段。。。

Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 10:47am

电话传来简讯。


“Hi all, Baby XXX arrived this afternoon at 2.43pm. Both Mummy and baby are well :)"


这样的简讯,琦芸这个月就收到了四个。
最近最流行的就是生孩子。也对。到了这样的年龄,不生一
个来玩玩,还要等什么时候。


后来,琦芸与洗碗的安缇小聊,洗碗的安缇也似乎感同身受。。。


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琦芸:“最近很多朋友生孩子,包红包,包到手软。”

安缇:“对咯。我也是。”

琦芸:“哦?安缇你也包红包包到手软啊?”

安缇:“对啊!我最近很多朋友娶媳妇,嫁女儿的,我也是要包红包的。”

琦芸:“原来是这样。。。”

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也对,到了安缇这种年龄,也是时候喝别人子女的喜酒,包红包也是包到手软。




回到家里,电话响,是干妈的电话。。。

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干妈:”喂?”

友人:“XXXxxxXXXX”

干妈:“哦。。。我想也差不多了。。。”

友人:“XXXxxxXXX”

干妈:“是心脏病啦。。。那天就有听说了。。。”

有人:“XXXxxxXXX“

干妈:“好吧,你哪一天要去我和你一起去吧,顺便一起包白金。”


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也对,活到七八十岁。。。,也是时候了送一送朋友的。
白金就不用说了。。。朋友几十年,是一定要的。


人生。。。不就是这样。







The dream of the alien invasion CONTINUES...

Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:53am

A few days ago, I dream of another alien invasion.
Though the storyline was not a direct continuation of the last alien invasion dream I had,
but the characters are somewhat similar to the last dream.

I dream that a group a alien come to Earth actually to catch an alien criminal on the run who came to Earth. They caught the alien and brought the criminial back to their planet...but accidentally brought some fishes from Earth with them in the process...

Then N years later....the scene in my dream change and it shows a cosmopolitan setting with a cafe among high rise buildings...and a row of fish tanks...with fishes along the outside of the cafe....but "people" having coffee are alien looking. Like those in Star wars. Then...suddenly among the "people", a lady scream...and said "SHITTTTT!" then suddenly an alarm sounded and everybody looked at the lady...then she strip herself...her body open up like a pig's body being slaughtered from the belly to her chest and a lot of frogs jump out of her body...and empty her body totally...

Then "people" goes back to their normal conversation and sip coffee...looking at the fishes...

That's all I remember about my dream...

Dream a little happy dream...

Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:26am

It was a happy dream.

I dreamt that i bought a small bicycle for $100.
Push it home and learn how to ride it in the living room of my old house in Bukit Batok.
After a few wobble....I finally learn the riding trick and ride the bicycle as if I really know how to.
It was FUN!
and I was HAPPY...because I finally know how to ride a bicycle...
though it was only a dream.

装空气

Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 3:57am

琦芸喜欢收玻璃集瓶子。
优于在打工的餐馆近水楼台,所以常有机会收集到各式各样
的玻璃瓶子。
有一次,琦芸得意洋洋的拿着客人好不容易喝完的酒瓶进厨房,被洗碗安缇看见了。。。
洗碗安缇忍不住问琦芸。。。


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安缇:“阿芸!又给你等到一个瓶子啊?”

阿芸:“对阿。”

安缇:“收那么多瓶子到底有什么用?”

阿芸:“收瓶子。。。来装东西咯。”

安缇:“可以装什么东西?”

阿芸:“装。。。装空气。”

安缇:“空气?为什么要装空气?”

阿芸:“因为。。。因为。。。幸福就在空气里。”

安缇:“。。。”

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就这么简单。

微妙的代沟

Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 3:37am

这位洗碗的安缇(auntie)琦芸认识了九年。
是琦芸在餐馆打工认识的同事中认识最久的几位之一。
总觉得这位安缇特别亲切,所以一有机会就会和她聊上两句

今天琦芸和安缇聊音乐。


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阿芸:“安缇,你平时喜欢听歌吗?”

安缇:“喜欢啊!”

阿芸:“听怎样的歌?”

安缇:“好听的歌就听咯。”

阿芸:“怎样才算好听?听不听老歌?”

安缇:“看情况啦,有的老歌真的也很好听。。。”

阿芸:“我很喜欢听老歌的叻。。。我喜欢蔡琴!”

安缇:“哦。。。你喜欢蔡琴啊?蔡琴很安缇的叻。。。”

阿芸:“。。。”

安缇:“我喜欢。。。蔡。。。淳佳。”



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琦芸今年二十九,跟安缇的大儿子同年,却喜欢被安缇认为是安缇的蔡琴。
安缇今年六十,比琦芸的娘还老,却喜欢跟琦芸年龄差不多的蔡淳佳。


原来。。。

代沟也可以如此微妙。

执着



心爱的一对耳环,不见了一只。
半夜三点睡不着觉。。。是执着。
如果是一对耳环一起不见就算了,通常会只会怀念,不会想
念。
偏偏留下的是寂寞的一半,不停的提醒着另一半的下落不明
令死心眼的琦芸非得把耳环找出来不可。
花了早就应该睡觉的时间找了许久。。。
结果,在翻箱倒柜的过程中,一个不小心打翻了书架上的摆设,弄掉了东西,掉落在笔记电脑上,留下了一个小小的凹。是小小的没错,但不管多小,还是会让人心痛的那种。
耳环最终还是没找着,电脑还因为找耳环而惨遭毁容。。。
早知道就去睡觉,不见就算了。
弄成现在这样,痛上加痛。
何必呢。
执着。。。
有的时候真的不值得。
嗨!