3 things that bites...

There are basically 3 things that bites in my family...

1. The most irritating...

are the mosquitoes...
They are simply everywhere...
According to my experience...

Active area

around the basin...
the toilets...
behind the curtain...
and on the mirrors...
I notice they love kissing themselves on mirrors...

Active time ...

is around at night , most active between 2am till 7am...
The most irritating is that they will hover around you...
regardless of whether they wanna bite you...
and finally...when opportunity struck...
They bite you and leave you an itchy mark for days...
Not something too serious...
BUT DEFINITELY IRRITATING...

Solution

YOU KILL THEM before they SUCK UP YOUR BLOOD!
With the help of an electro-racket which will electrify and kills mosquitoes...
my family owns 2 of such power tool...and kills mosquito like TERMINATORS!...
My father and I will take turns to RAID their hideout and WIPE OUT!
That is one of my favourite activity here...my most ruthless hobby so far.



2. The most annoying...

are the ants...
they are everywhere like the mosquitoes but in a less obvious way...
they will only be visible when food is around...
they will queue up and form a long long queue....

Active areas are...kitchen table...

living-room table...
basin bin...
cups,bowls,...


Active time...

when they accidentally landed on you...
while you pick up a ant-infested item...
they will crawl all over you....
and bites you
and the bite...
is more deadly...than the mosquitoes...
which takes a longer time to heal and so much more itchy and PAINFUL...
and ANNOYING!Could be active ANYTIME. Sometimes found crawling alone on sofas and chairs...was once found in a bag of rice...

Solution

But the good thing is...they will disappear when you clear up the food...
and they disappear as fast as they appear...
Is a good way to force us to clean up the mess and get rid of them..
For cases when found in bas of rice...open up the rice to sun....and ants will disperse...for lone cases...smash them with ur thumb when they BITE!


3. The third and most disgusting

is...my family dog...
Oh yeah...he BITES...
and he chews...

Active area...

In terms of indoor...toilet...
and under the kitchen table...
and living room sofa...

Outdoor..around the cooking area
the car parking area...
at the gate...
clothes drying area...
at night...
he works like a sercurity guard and do guard duty around the house...


Active time...

Definitely during the enter and exit time between the gate...
when my father drive home and he will FOR SURE STAND AT THE GATE....
to stand by...whoever opens the gate....he will attack...
his style...
is to stand on two legs and and scratches you, bite you, chew you...
during free hours...he will loiter around ur work area...and huant you, bite away your tools...
steal clothes from the drying area...when you finish hanging clothes...
steal food when you dun notice...
sneak into the house and lay on the sofa to watch TV...
sneak into the toilet to drink water from the toliet bowl..
hide under the table and snatch food from the table...


Solution...

Close kitchen back door and house side door...
to prevent him from entering the house to prevent him creating havoc indoor..
If unfortunately he manage to sneak in...

Close the toliet door..
Lift trashbin to prevent him for chewing rubbish
came home with food...and lure him away when opening gate...
so that he will not attack the person who closes the gate...but follows the person with food...

His bite is not deadly...scratch might leave scars...
but could be disgusting when he chews your hair right after he lick up the water from the toilet bowl....VERY VERY DISGUSTING!

Finally...it is important to TRAIN HIM....WHACK HIM! and feed him properly so that he dun steal food. ANd play with him so that he won't feel bored and disturb you..

Be careful what you wish for...

Yes yes yes...Please be VERY CAREFUL...


For instance...

I wish to DO NOTHING.
That was my well-known wish...
And now...I DO NOTHING....
But I am depressed...

I wish to be in loved...
And I was...
But suffer a broken heart...

I wish to have internet access...
But in the end...
I get more depress when i dun see anyone else one online...

I wish to have a lot of free time...
I end up wasting my time...
And feels guilty...

I wish that I lose weight...
In the end...
I got food poisoning and lost a lot of weight...

I wish I wish...
Maybe I should be more specific...
Like wish that I am carefree and healthy and do the things I love and be happy and motivated spending time happily with the man I love who also loves me...living in our own house and do not have to worry about money...

Ahh....maybe i shouldn't wish for anything...

If I want something...I WORKED FOR IT!