Friday, April 22, 2005

Lightbulb story.

Yes..I am obssessed with man who can change a lightbulb or rather help me change a lightbulb. But at this point, only my father ever really did that for me...and he was the reason for my silly fetish. I remember when i was a kid...and there was once the lightbulb went off in the bathroom and i was too timid to bathe. My father save the day and change the lightbulb and i tot..hmmn...my future Mr right shall be someone who needs know how to change a light bulb. And so..that is the story.But all my frens tot it was a silly fetish becos according to him...all man know how to change a lightbulb...fair enuff...I am not against his statement..it is an advantage to me. Then over the years...I have been observing. Unfortunately...I am the one who change my own lightbulb. all the while And the closest...is that lightbulb guy who offered a lightbulb from room 9...and leave. And so...being a person who believe in absolute independence....I have manage to change the lightbulb several times over the years which I am growing proud of myself each time i change one. Yesterday...my fren JM came to my house. A surprise out of schedule visit. like i mentioned earlier in my previous blog...TOO BAD...he really ended up sleeping among my trash...his complained was...he is greeted with a pile of papers and notes when his head turn left...and a mess of wires when his head turn right...then he is traumatise by the fact that he can see chunks of my hair all around my place...his dying wish yeaterday was to take the first bus home the next morning...i guess...but anyway...yah...yesterday was the ultimate chance to confirm that this guy and I are platonic. i open the door...and switch on the light...SNAP!...it went of after a split second...the usual...the bulb fused. It is about time...the shine-life of the bulb here is really roughly about 3 to 5 mth...and yah...it is about time to change one.. at the very moment when JM is at my door step...I was secretly looking forward to see how interesting occassion it can be...at least to show that (a) at least this man knows how to change a lightbulb and
(b) if this man shall be the man who help me change the lightbulb.

I remember LW made a comment like this just yesterday "you never noe"....yah...i though i never noe...

Indeed, I never know...and you never know...

Guess wat.

I end up changing my own lightbulb...and he just sat there to watch it.

That is it...this incident has fully indicate that there will be absolutely nothing other than frenship between he and me. And which...in fact we have long concluded this before he came and visit.

p.s/However, I would like to say this to JM...greatest apology that you did not have the privilege to stay in a at least better looking condition...Too bad...becos you came without proper one week notice...I think i did warn you before but you din heed my advice. Sorry, but serve you right.

220405

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somehow I was really glad I didn't change your lightbulb! At least now you can CONFIRM that this is not hte man who changes your lightbulb :P

jm

Anonymous said...

JM, I repeat again that your behaviour was DISGRACEFUL!!

Wei

奇怪的云 said...

Ahh...yah..I had to agrees to a certain extend with JM...and I am glad that in the end he din change the lightbulb for me...but frankly speaking..even if he did change the lightbulb for me in the first place...he probably would have kill my fetish for "lightbulb changing guy" entirely...so neither change nor not change the lightbulb will change the outcome of the conclusion I have made...hence..yah..LW...I fully agrees...maybe not disgraceful...to be precise...just UNGENTLEMANLY.

Anonymous said...

Haha, never wanted to be a gentleman. I really don't understand the mentality of women... it seems that they expect men to be constantly looking after them. Am I the only one? Perhaps that's why QY suggested that I ought to turn homosexual...

JM